Some people seem to think that we make stuff up. That the stories we read on the air aren’t actually real news, that we get ideas from the old Enquirers rotting away in bathroom magazine racks. Well, we don’t. We use reputable news sources. We research. We corroborate. We check Snopes. And you know what? You don’t care, because they’re just funny news stories to you. But they’re true. Maybe even funny because they’re true, huh?

Here are the ones we read this week with our very special accidental guest, Tracy Feldstein (and husband Don, who didn’t actually have a microphone, but backed Orin up when he said that most guys do wanna pee on Mt. Everest).

• Saddam ‘double’ escapes Alexandria porn kidnap gang, again
• Thai medical officials send condoms to flood-ravaged province
• Burglars Charged after Pooping at Crime Scene
• Environmentalists Want Port-a-Potties on Top of Mount Everest
• Churchgoer Rips Out Own Eyeballs During Sermon
• Daughter to receive womb transplant from mum
• The Stasi Had a Smell Register of Citizens
• Russian governor promises $17,000 for furless chipmunk

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Our show was a different time this week, but next week we’ll be back in our regular timeslot: Wednesdays 4-6 pm.