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I just bet I can multitask with the best of them. And when I say I can multitask, what I mean is I can’t. And neither can you. Really, you can’t, so stop putting on your resume as a skill. I was training a new DJ on Monday night, which takes some real direct attention. You need to be present if you’re showing a new host how the system works, as well as the Radio Valencia philosophy. I don’t want to play all ten minute songs throughout my show, so the training was happening in fits and starts. I think if you are paying attention you can hear the fits. ugh.
Some of the segues are less than pristine. I’m not proud.
I am however proud of the music I chose tonight. Brand spankin’ new music from Butthole Surfers/Melvins bassist Jeff Pinkus and Daddy Longhead. Also new music from Black Midi, David McMurray, and Henry Kaiser. There’s also a tribute to ZZ Top bassist Dusty Hill who passed away unexpectedly last week following a short illness.
If you’re into ZZ Top (and who isn’t???) then be sure to check out my two hour Live Bootleg Bonanza tribute from Monday night. It’s two complete shows from 1980 and 1983.
Check out the playlist below for all the treats, and ignore the DJ error as I was training the next great Radio Valencia DJ.
I thank you in advance.
Enjoy and please share.
jh
Hell’s Kitchen Radio with John Hell Mondays 8-10PM Radio Valencia in SF https://radiovalencia.fm
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I cannot express to you the amount of joy I feel when my daughter, Lauson joins me in the studio. She first joined me when she was 7, now she’s getting close to 17, and she’s more lovely, funny, creative, and charismatic than ever. And her taste in music is as exciting as ever. I’m glad she’s still into the Beatles, but the fact that she’s turning me on to great music tells me I’m raising her right!
We kept the banter to a minimum, but the chat is as lively as the music. I tagged her choices with an “L”.
Many people have asked me how she got her name? About 3-4 years before she was conceived, I had a dream where I was sitting in the back seat, passenger side, of my 1984 burgundy Olds Cutless Supreme. There was a seven year old girl in the front passenger seat, turned around looking at me. She had wild curly in the dream. I asked her name, and she said “Lauson. L.A.U.S.O.N.”. She then appeared next to me on my left, with my arm around her. She was smiling at me, and I knew at that moment I was looking at my daughter.
I woke up and looked at my wife (now my ex-wife), and said “we’re going to have a daughter named Lauson, L.A.U.S.O.N.”. She replied “we’re having kids?”. That tells you all you need to know about my ex-wife. A few years later Lauson was born. We chose not to know the sex of the baby before delivery, but I knew it was going to be Lauson. Seven years later, it was that same face, that same curly hair, and that same beautiful smile that I cannot get enough of.
Her mother and I divorced when she was only two, sadly. And for too many years Lauson had to go back and forth between houses. But she has been with me, 100% for the past three. We’re thick as thieves, she and I. I love that girl from the bottom of my heart. And I am so proud of who she is, heading into her senior year of high school. Time certainly does fly by.
Luckily I have every show Lauson has joined me on. You can access each of them by clicking on the links below. Check out the playlists to see how her interests have evolved.
Want to hear more shows featuring Little Lauson Hell?
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I saw a meme the other day that made some comment about paying attention to those who are introducing new music into your life. Yes, please do. I also read something a while ago about once you reach the age of 30-something you stick with the music that made the most impact on you, sometime in your teens to 20s. Really? That’s it? Some crappy, lowest-common-denominator non-offensive music that plays over and over on your favorite radio station, or Spotify playlist? What do you do when Spotify tries to suggest something new to you? Do you swipe left…or right? I wouldn’t know;
I don’t have Spotify. Are you shocked by this new found knowledge? Did you think I got all of my musical inspiration from what Spotify suggests to me? I listen to radio. Non-commercial radio to be exact. KFJC, KALX, KPOO, KALW (on the weekends), WFMU, KPFA (especially Wednesdays 8-10pm). And I listen with Shazam close at hand.
There are times I have stopped the car so I can Shazam a track. How much do you love this app? However there are times when it’s stumped. That’s mostly when I’m listening to KFJC, the station that stumps Shazam! HA! That’s when I call them up and ask them what the hell that just was that blew my mind?!?!?!
I don’t think I stumped Shazam tonight, but I gave it the old internet radio try. My buddy Eric came by the house today with his bass and we rocked out to GFY, along with some other Amyl, Stooges, Flat Earthers, Butthole Surfers and Oh Sees tunes. That was super fun. I really need to get loud like that more often. So let’s start with some Amyl and the Sniffers, shall we? There’s also new music from David McMurray, Paul Leary, Angel Bat Dawid, and Kate Vargas. Also, Mudhoney’s 30th anniversary remaster of Every Good Boy Deserves Fudge arrived on Monday, so I threw that in for good measure. Or good fudge.
There’s something for everyone here, even you who still listen to the same music you’ve been listening to since high school. Don’t be afraid. Dive right in. If you don’t like what you hear, just wait 3-7 minutes and check out the next tune.
Enjoy.
jh
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I was told by a dear friend that I’m not a bad guy, I’m just not all that good either. HA! I love it! That’s Hell for ya. I’m just pretty good at being pretty bad. And I enjoy laughing at that, and myself, often. I birthed John Hell in August 1994, when I co-founded Radio Free Burning Man. I’m sure I wrote about this somewhere else on this blog. We were all KFJC DJs and I didn’t want to use my airname, Reverend Dah Wave, for the event in the desert. So I needed another moniker.
I had seen the Rowdy Roddy Piper film “Hell Comes to Frogtown“, a post-apocalyptic tale about a guy who survived the devastation and now needs to save all of these extremely hot women (of course), being held in captivity by the Frog King. I love Rowdy Roddy Piper. He was always my favorite wrestler. Pipers Pit was the best part of WWF on Saturday afternoons. And “They Live” will always be a classic. “I’ve come to chew bubblegum and kick ass. And I’m all out of bubblegum”. I mean, come on! Anyway, I thought Piper’s name in “Hell Comes To Frogtown” was John Hell. And I thought “Hell YES!”, what an excellent name for RFBM. Ends up his name was Frank Hell. That’s super lame. No. So John Hell it was and it shall remain, even if Discovery Channel decided it was to adult for their precious little cable outlet and changed it to “Helle” for the four hour “Power Tool Drag Races” special. Whatever, I got paid.
Initially I was thinking Hell would be all in your face; especially for Burning Man. I was purposely insulting to the organization, just to keep them honest. Now that John Hell about to turn 27(?!?!?!?!) he’s much more reserved and sly. I like to poke fun in a more political manner, and to myself. Just what you’ve come to know and love. You do love me, don’t you? (crickets)
Also, you get a treat, one of my oldest and greatest friends is about to start a brand new show Wednesday’s 10-midnight (Pacific) on Radio Valencia. His moniker is The Alchemist. The show is a mouthful: Conflux Cornucopia Cerebellum Cocktail Hour! The Alchemist is a walking musical encyclopedia. I know you’re going to dig his show. He took over a couple sets in the second hour of this show. I marked it so you know. You’re welcome.
Enjoy.
jh
Hell’s Kitchen Radio with John Hell Mondays 8-10PM Radio Valencia in SF https://radiovalencia.fm
White Man’s Got A God Complex: The Last Poets Chiseler: Crystal Fairy
Rumpumpo: Kate Vargas Gibson Girl: Adam MacKintosh Working For A Dead Man: Eric McFadden
I Will Miss the Jasmine: Shannon and the Clams Interstellar Overdrive: Pink Floyd
Science of Suave: The Scientists Let There Be Dark: Dark Carnival
Black Family: Angel Bat Dawid and Tha Brothahood ***The Alchemist Set*** I Am A Husk: The Mercury Tree Seven Ways Til Sunday: T.R.A.M.
Electric Landlady: Person Amazonia: Gojira
Heavy Like A Witch: All Them Witches Cheating the Polygraph: Porcupine Tree Atheists Have Songs Too: Rykarda Parasol
***John Hell takes back the reigns*** He Keeps You: Boscoe Create the Visitor: Negativland
The Ceiling: Oh Sees
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I’m really feeling this new studio of ours. It’s like I’ve grown wings! I’m giddy, I tell ya! GIDDY! Another diverse show, full of multiple genres that might just give you whiplash. But it’s the kind of pain that you like. You like pain, right?
Joni Mitchell released “Blue” 50 years ago, so you know I have to celebrate the genius of Joni. There’s new music from Mr. Bungle, and Paul Leary of the Butthole Surfers. I also have a set focused on my new obsession, The Fall. Seriously, what took me so long?
There punk, blues, synth-cumbia, underground hip-hop, stoner metal, and The Beatles! This is why you tune in to Radio Valencia.
Speaking of Radio Valencia, if you live in or near San Francisco, we’re looking for a few good show hosts.
Have you ever said to yourself “I can program a better radio show than that idiot”. If so, then Radio Valencia may be right for you! We are a freeform internet radio station located in the heart of the Mission District, with a storefront location looking for music lovers like yourself, who want to host a two hour show once a week.
No radio experience is necessary. Hire for personality, train for skill.
Take a look at the home page at http://radiovalencia.fm and click on the “Contact Us” link half way down on the right side of the page. Let us know what you want to do and we’ll be in touch faster than it takes to segue from one Minutemen song to the next.
Enjoy.
jh
Hell’s Kitchen Radio with John Hell Mondays 8-10PM Radio Valencia in SF https://radiovalencia.fm
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The illist villain to strike to turntable crew is coming straight at you once again, for your face, and your earholes. Better get ready, better get set, ’cause you thought you saw something, YET, Hell is in the hizzzhouse!!!
OK, I got that out of my system. Thanks.
Another Monday back in our new studio, and I’m getting used to the groove. This show is a wee bit different where the mic breaks are concerned. You’ll have to give it a listen and let me know what you think. Don’t be shy about leaving a comment.
Lots of new music, and almost all on vinyl this week. I realized that over the past 18 months, streaming from home, where I couldn’t access my vinyl, that I have a heap load of great music on my hard drives. I wasn’t about to keep that to myself.
I’m looking forward to getting some guests in the studio to interview soon. I already have my wish list, so stay tuned.
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532 days. That’s how long it had been since I had the pleasure of broadcasting from a radio studio. That finally came to an end Monday night as I entered the new home of Radio Valencia, now a storefront location deep in the heart of the Mission District of San Francisco.
Granted, there is work to do. We have a new mural by Alan Forbes that we need to get up, signage needs to be added on the front, new furniture purchased, and art hung on the walls, but I can tell you this is the place that I’ve dreamed about for decades. Really, decades. Have you ever seen the show “Northern Exposure“? Then you know.
As for the show, it was all vinyl. I haven’t had the pleasure to host an all-vinyl show since December 2019. I never hooked my laptop up to my stereo. I don’t even think I can.
All of the music I played tonight was music I purchased during COVID. I didn’t have enough time to play everything I brought, so next week might be more of the same. Oh boo hoo!
Of course I started with Melvins.
You’re welcome.
Please forgive any technical issues, like over modulating, I’m getting used to the setup.
Enjoy. I can’t wait to host you all!
jh
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It’s Memorial Day, so I’m going to honor the troops (of whom I have many as friends and former students) by sticking it to the man! I’m a strong believer in a strong defense. But I am not much for spreading Democracy around the world. I think we ought to practice what we preach, and allow nations to self-actualize as much as possible. We butt our heads (and arms) into other nation’s biz a wee bit much over the years. And too many of our men and women in uniform have paid the ultimate price. I have no problem flipping the bird to the politicians who put our sons and daughters into harms way for the prize of land, labor, markets and other resources. I have yet to hear of one war we have been involved in that, at the heart of it, was about caring for human suffering. If we can’t reap some reward, we aren’t going in. Remember Rwanda?
I believe to the depth of my being, if our nation cared so much about our vets, they wouldn’t make up 50% of the nation’s homeless population. Let’s put as much effort as we do preparing them for battle, into preparing them for coming home.
So here ya go. Two hours of stickin’ it to the man.
Enjoy and thank a veteran today.
jh
Hell’s Kitchen Radio with John Hell Mondays 8-10PM Radio Valencia in SF https://radiovalencia.fm
The show starts with the final minute from my Live Bootleg Bonanza, 6-8PM. You can check that show out here. It’s Stevie Wonder (1974) & The Ramones (1977).
The Ballad of the Green Berets: Sgt. Barry Sidler Rich Man’s War: Steve Earle Butcher’s Tale: The Zombies
1916: Motorhead Lay Your Weapons Down: Rich Kids on LSD War Pigs (Live 1970 Montreux): Black Sabbath
Masters of War: Bob Dylan Wooden Ships: Jefferson Airplane An Open Letter To My Teenage Son: Victor Lundberg The Unknown Soldiers: The Doors
I Can’t Write Left-Handed Anymore: Bill Withers War/No More Trouble: Bob Marley and the Wailers X-Men Doctrine And Declaration/General P. Counterintelligence: General Patton vs The X-Ecutioners Holiday in Cambodia: Dead Kennedys
Run to the Hills: Iron Maiden The Fiddle and the Drum: Joni Mitchell Your Flag Decal Won’t Get You Into Heaven Anymore: John Prine
Machine Gun (live 12-31-1969): Jimi Hendrix (Band of Gypsies) The “Fish” Cheer/I Feel Like I’m Fixin’ To Die Rag: Country Joe and the Fish
Universal Soldier: Donovan Some Mother’s Son: The Kinks I Don’t Want To Be A Soldier, Mama: John Lennon Fortunate Son: Creedence Clearwater Revival
(What’s So Funny About) Peace, Love and Understanding: Elvis Costello
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I was about 12 or 13, laying in my bed on a weekend morning, listening to my clock radio, set to KFOG 104.5FM, when it was worth listening to. This song came on that hypnotized me; it’s the only way to describe it, really. I was paralyzed. I could not move, and my ears did not want that song to release me from its spell. When the song ended, I knew I had stumbled across some kind of magic. I had to know what that was? Who that was? And what else awaited me?
The song, “Stuck Inside of Mobile (with the Memphis Blues Again) took me on a journey that keeps showing itself in greater and more dynamic ways over 35 years later. Bob Dylan showed me that there is more to music than what shows up on the music directors list of approved songs. It’s possible this was the song that propelled me deeper into my love of the art of radio?
I think I had my dad take me to Rasputin Records in Pleasant Hill so I could buy whatever record that song is on. I couldn’t locate Blond on Blond that day, but I did come home with the next best thing, Highway 61 Revisited. I swear I wore that copy out in a matter of months. I felt that I had discovered this deep secret: brilliant music can be longer than 2:50 long.
Mind. Blown.
Along my musical journey, discovering the joy of so many great artists across numerous genres, I have
always gravitated back to Dylan. How many people have said this? How many essays have been written about the man and his lyrics, not to mention the myth of BOB DYLAN? I like not being able to separate fact from fiction when it comes to his persona. I don’t care to know the “real” Bob Dylan, when the shaman is much more interesting. And isn’t that really what he’s going for anyway?
Now, if I could just travel back to that innocent 12 year old version of me laying in bed being woken by the brilliance of Dylan, just for one moment.
I’ve been asked countless time what my favorite Dylan album is, and I have to go with “Blood on the Tracks“. It’s a summation of everything that came before, in terms of his prose. And it’s filled with emotion regarding the end of his marriage. You can feel his heart in every beat. All of his albums come close, but this one really does it for me.
What’s your favorite Dylan album? Leave a comment, and please share this with all of your Dylan-loving friends.
I merely scratched the surface with this show.
If you missed my 6-8PM live bootleg show, you can catch it by going here. I played the 90 minute “Judas” show from May 17, 1966, followed up with a few tracks from the 1975/1976 Rolling Thunder tour, and a track from the 1986 Dylan/Petty tour.
So much Bob Dylan for your earholes!!!
If you’re looking for some reading material that’ll fill up an afternoon, Rolling Stone has opened up their archives of many (all?) their Bob Dylan reviews and interviews.
Enjoy.
jh
Hell’s Kitchen Radio with John Hell Mondays 8-10PM Pacific Radio Valencia in SF
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There are times that I really want to send a sternly written letter to some commercial radio station, reminding them of the disservice they are doing to their listeners. It’s almost as if they are some junkie pushing tainted drugs. The user doesn’t even know there are quality drugs down to the left end of town (or in most cases left end of the dial). In this case on the left end of the internet.
But why write a letter when I can just share this show, right? Should I send this show off to the program directors of the top commercial stations so they can see how much better they can be (that sounds pretty egotistical, and I didn’t even need to reread it), or shall I just go to where their listeners hang out and offer them a better bang for the buck.
Allow me to bang you. Bang you all.
It was tax day on Monday, so there are a few tunes that fit some kind of money theme, but other than that, I’m all over the place in a good way. I even improvise a bit more than usual and through in the 23 minute epic, “Echoes”, by Pink Floyd. It’s the greatest version you have ever heard. Tune in to find out why. I’m also falling in love with Mike Krol. This guy…sheesh!
I’ve been pulling out a number of anniversary box sets lately. CSN&Y, Ray Charles, The Who. I have new Ty Segall later in the show that will kick your ass. And that’s what you want in a radio station, shows that will kick your ass in ways you didn’t know you needed.
Radio Valencia is here to kick your ass in all the best ways.
Enjoy.
jh
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