THE FINAL BROADCAST
THE VOIGHT-KAMPFF TEST
November 14, 2012 10:00pm
The purpose of the VOIGHT-KAMPFF TEST is to determine how empathetic our listeners are, to gauge their capacity to feel and to see if they are sentient. During the program, a series of questions will be asked in order to provoke an involuntary response: projectile staring, tightening of any sphincter, rapid ear movement, or casual blogging. Certain radio stimuli will produce these emotional or physiological reactions that we can accurately measure through remote equipment we placed near you while you were in the bathroom. NOTE: This test will not determine if you are either a replicant or a lesbian. We repeat, this test will not turn you into a replicant-lesbian.
For the FINAL BROADCAST of NOSE HAIR LINT GLAND, Karen Carpenter has invited minimum-wage Tyrell Corp. employees Sherilyn Connelly and KrOB to administer the Voigt-Kampff Test to Curmudge in Dallas, and everyone else in the listening area. Please do not attack or kill the testers during the program.
NOSE HAIR LINT GLAND: More Radio Than Human
Chatroom History
November 14, 2012 10:00pm - 1:30am
The Political Mass Test Project: you see a turtle on the show, on it's back, a rebuplican turtle...what's you do? (10:07pm)
The Political Mass Test Project: My friends are corporation, my prophet (10:07pm)
The Political Mass Test Project: had some shad (10:07pm)
The Political Mass Test Project: we can only hope (10:08pm)
Gurmudge: help me!!!!!! (10:08pm)
No show: they love me (10:15pm)
Dr. Penny: Yes, it's terribly snowed in in L.A. (10:17pm)
No show: for now.....just this stuff (10:20pm)
vj pussycat: hi y'all. love that one about the unicorn dragging its butt across the carpet (10:26pm)
Robot: no robospasms here... (10:42pm)
Dr. Penny: Spaaaaaaaaaam (10:43pm)
Dr. Penny: delicious when fried up right. (10:44pm)
Dr. Penny: And is BobMarc in the Mars movie!? (10:50pm)
Watch the Clews!: , ok? (11:02pm)
vj pussycat: and she wont listen to the podcast either (11:04pm)
The Director...: Cut!! (11:29pm)
The Director...: 's cut.. (11:29pm)
Bustorytellers: HURRY DOWN!!!!!! (11:57pm)
For the FINAL BROADCAST of NOSE HAIR LINT GLAND, Karen Carpenter has invited minimum-wage Tyrell Corp. employees Sherilyn Connelly and KrOB to administer the Voigt-Kampff Test to Curmudge in Dallas, and everyone else in the listening area. Please do not attack or kill the testers during the program.
NOSE HAIR LINT GLAND: More Radio Than Human
Chatroom History
November 14, 2012 10:00pm - 1:30am
The Political Mass Test Project: you see a turtle on the show, on it's back, a rebuplican turtle...what's you do? (10:07pm)
The Political Mass Test Project: My friends are corporation, my prophet (10:07pm)
The Political Mass Test Project: had some shad (10:07pm)
The Political Mass Test Project: we can only hope (10:08pm)
Gurmudge: help me!!!!!! (10:08pm)
No show: they love me (10:15pm)
Dr. Penny: Yes, it's terribly snowed in in L.A. (10:17pm)
No show: for now.....just this stuff (10:20pm)
vj pussycat: hi y'all. love that one about the unicorn dragging its butt across the carpet (10:26pm)
Robot: no robospasms here... (10:42pm)
Dr. Penny: Spaaaaaaaaaam (10:43pm)
Dr. Penny: delicious when fried up right. (10:44pm)
Dr. Penny: And is BobMarc in the Mars movie!? (10:50pm)
Watch the Clews!: , ok? (11:02pm)
vj pussycat: and she wont listen to the podcast either (11:04pm)
The Director...: Cut!! (11:29pm)
The Director...: 's cut.. (11:29pm)
Bustorytellers: HURRY DOWN!!!!!! (11:57pm)
