Travis Keller speaks about being the Waldorf and Statler of alternative music, Limp Bizkit hitmen, why Wes Borland is a "good nazi", selling Bob Dylan box sets for food money, hanging out with Oasis, getting saved from the guy from the Transplants by Michael Rapaport he truly does tell it all. Also: Conan makes a *HUGE ANNOUNCEMENT* that he has been sitting on for five months, all that and laughs and tunes for days.